Expletives

As Christian girls we like to search for non-offensive expletives. I have a good friend who likes to use, "shoot a monkey!" One I thought of tonight is, "what the Mo!" Which lead to to a conversation, which lead to me miss-remembering the aforementioned expletive resulting in:
Suck a Monkey!
Not sure this is is non-offensive, but I think it could take off.

I would like to dedicate this post to Laura.