As Christian girls we like to search for non-offensive expletives. I have a good friend who likes to use, "shoot a monkey!" One I thought of tonight is, "what the Mo!" Which lead to to a conversation, which lead to me miss-remembering the aforementioned expletive resulting in:
Suck a Monkey!
Not sure this is is non-offensive, but I think it could take off.
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4 comments:
So when one "sucks a monkey" do they use a straw or vaccumm? Cause either way there are going to be hair balls...hehe.
I'm not sure, but I think:
"Holy Hairballs!"
makes a good addition to our growing list.
pooperscooper
I would be careful with "Suck a monkey." One could construe this to mean performing fellatio on a jungle-dwelling primate.
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